- -Set your alarm, turn on your charm.
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- -Luxuriate in a bubble bath.
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- -Add a few more Galileos, dear.
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- -Use your fancy patter on the telephone.
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- -Go waltzing to the zoo.
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- -Grow a moustache.
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- -Avoid public transport by selling your drummer's fur coat and taking a cab.
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- -Send someone to the path of nevermore.
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- -Write a song about your cats.
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- -Replace Tim Staffell.
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- -Take a backseat, hitch-hike, and take a long ride on your motorbike.
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- -Light another cigarette, and let yourself go.
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- -Steal a riff from Brian May.
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- -Give yourself a nickname that no one will ever, ever use.
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- -Go painting in the Louvre.
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- -Change your last name to the name of a Roman god. Or goddess, your choice. We can't make all your decisions for you.
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- -Crack a nut at night's noon-time.
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- -Go hyphen-crazy, which is different than Going Slightly Mad or going Stone Cold Crazy.
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- -Wonder what would have happened if Wayne and Garth had decided to listen to The March Of The Black Queen.
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Choose one or more of the above, and have a son of a bitch of a time.
Then again, incidentally, if you're that way inclined, you can read some other stuff about Queen. You can enjoy the briefest of all summaries on why I love Queen, the tribute to Brian May, or the breakdown of Jazz. If you are really hankering for some non-Queen snobbery, visit the Archives.
Special thanks to my Pirate-like assistant for his contributions to the above-list. And for coming up with the idea to have the site black-out today.
September 5, 2002